Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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