Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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