they need to just BURY HIM!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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