Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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