I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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