She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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