you guys were way drunker than both of me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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