fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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