Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
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i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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