You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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