Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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