turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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