So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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