When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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