Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
