But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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