You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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