Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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