OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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