i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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