Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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