its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
