white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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