Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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