Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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