Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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