hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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