he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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