The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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