I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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