Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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