Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize