why didn't you poke me back
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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