Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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