awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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