But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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