But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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