do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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