I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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