So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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