i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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