So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He passed out mid-signature
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
