there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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