And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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