? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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