dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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