Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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