Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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