whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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