People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I touched a dick in church today
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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