my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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