I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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