Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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