He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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